hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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