Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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