living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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