garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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