her vagine was all disorganized.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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