I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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