No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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