Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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