I can't breathe out the right side of my face
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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