My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
