38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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