Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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