I can tuck mytits in my pants
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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