i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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