A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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