i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Floor bacon is actually really good
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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