I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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