I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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