Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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