you turned your livingroom into a bong?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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