My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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