How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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