fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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