You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
it glows. i had to have it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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