Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We got so high we made milksteak
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just pee around me
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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