Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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