Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
