Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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