i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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