I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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