So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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