so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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