Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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