i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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