you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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