Everything about him screamed your future.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
