It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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