so let's talk penis.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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