She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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