scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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