No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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