Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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