very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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