whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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