That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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