I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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