He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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