Cold hands, warm shart.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
