I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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