Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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